When you walk in you're "greeted" by the smell of musty, dirty carpet and an unfriendly security guard who can't even muster a grin. The machines are filthy: sticky buttons, empty drink cups, stained chairs, a virtual science experiment. Bathrooms are worse. Buffet is a high priced joke, analogous to the Vegas vacation movie. Food is best termed as slop.Now to the slots: tightest on the continent. After plugging in over $100 on a penny machine, finally 12 free spins came up. My winnings on that foray: 18 cents! Stay away, it's like a bad movie.