I am writing this review to warn women and anyone else who is thinking about going to tulalip casino.
I went 2 weeks ago, and was beaten up and robbed in the woman's bathroom by 2 other people.
When I went to file a report with security they said there were no tapes as it was a bathroom and DID NOT BELIEVE ME!!
They would not even take a report!! When I demanded to speak with a supervisor they threatened to have me escorted off the property. Of course I left and filed a report with my local police department.
Because they are on Indian land there is nothing they could do...
So end of the day I had over $1000.00 STOLEN from me, and got bruised from assault.
I WILL NEVER GO TO TULALIP AGAIN, AND ADVISE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THE SAME!!!
Your chances of winning the Lottery are greater than winning at Tulalip But If you're looking
for the over 40 club in mini skirts you hit the jackpot on a Fri/Sat night. Foods gone downhill, drinks ok. Slots are drop a hundred for a two dollar payout and table games you're at their
disposal. So take a couple hundred Bucks,give it to the waiter at the door, pick yourself up a forty year old and go to the movies. You,ll enjoy it more.
Is it just me or have the slots gotten more stingy within the past year or two?....When you hit the button to stop the reels from spinning and normally about the time they stop you see half the screen is wild the machine glitches and goes right by the rows of wilds and then stops on ones without wilds!!!!!! Plus it never fails when i actually get a couple of good spins in a row all of the sudden this Host shutdown appears on the screen...after seeing this my winning anything more on that machine becomes next to nothing...its almost like someone is changing on the fly the odds of the machine im playing.......I know its gambling etc etc but ive been going to this place for 3 yrs 1 or 2 times a week......and it doesnt take a fool to notice that they clamped down those slots there....ive played slots in convenience stores down in Vegas that were looser then Tulalips.........i liked that place but not now
This place is a money pit. Don't bother unless you have a big bank roll. They have become snobby, with the lack of service to back it up. The food was the last thing that still had integrity, but now even that has gone. The walk up food place has raised the prices and cut the amount of food. The slots only pay out if you make HUGE bets. If you want a legitimate gambling, go to Reno or Vegas. The Indian Casino's are here to make money for the Indians. They are a drain on communities and only give back to the small region that hosts them. Save your money and play for fun online. Then donate what you would have lost to the homeless.
Got another feather plucked from me again. This place, the "big house" Tulalip, is worse than 7 Feathers in Oregon that should be 8 Feathers after I left there a week ago. Anyway I go to the Tulalip once or twice a month when I am starving for a buffet because I've been working hard. Even with a discount, dinner costs in excess of $21 and if you want some skunky Dungeness Crab you have to pay EXTRA for that! WHO does that?? I presume the tribe harvests crab for free in the Puget Sound of San Juan Archipelago and pass the savings and toxins on to you. Well after eating my fill and having way to much sugar, I feel good and mean and go down to play the slot machine ... you know, a little fun and action. All machines that display classic slot games that don't bombard you with incomprehensible fantasy B.S., cannot be played for less than $5 a turn. Okay, the penny slot isn't really a penny slot, it costs a minimum of 30 cents and odd change payouts. The process isn't even a fun predictable downhill grind. 1...2...3...,...8 spins no jackpot.. Catch a few, but inevitably you are broke in RECORD time, left with 8 cents you don't even want to redeem. Who cashes in 8 cents? The tables are empty with enormous minimum bets. The poker room looks unfriendly. The parking lot looks to be trolled by thugs, with semi-permanent hobo campers. They have a lot of visible security, for what reason I don't know, we are the ones getting robbed by the Casino. After tonight, I just want to leave this country and go back to the old country. We've only been here 125 years and have paid enough restitution. The only thing worse than going there may be working there. No one tips because everything costs blood money to begin with.