My friend and I experienced, by far and away, the poorest slot play at Grand Casino Mille Lacs than at any other casino we've visited, period. Truly appalling, no question about it. Tiny little wins; difficult to trigger bonuses and features; even tinier wins within bonuses and features; and simply terrible slot play overall. We heard many other players complaining of the same poor play and extraordinarily small wins. There are many old slot machines scattered about that have failing screens and non-working buttons. The casino itself is clean and in good order; but, again, slot play was shockingly bad. I don't think I can stress that fact enough.

We stayed at the attached hotel for a couple of nights, which was fine. Staff was polite, both at the hotel and within the casino itself. We ate at the buffet one night and it was barely average, at best. We ate at the cafe a couple of times and the food and service there was actually pretty good.

So it doesn't miss your attention, I'll say it one more time: slot play at this casino was just plain horrible. If you stop in, be prepared to lose and lose -- and lose some more. Without question, we will never go back to this sad, sad casino.

Sorry Grand Casino Mille Lacs, but you clearly deserve a terrible review.