<![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines - American Casino Guide Casino Reviews]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/ <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Slots Feel a Little Tight]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510288 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510288 I’m a fairly new gambler and after a trip from Vegas, I got the bug and decided to try making Rivers my home casino. After almost 10 trips, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s just not meant for gamblers. I’m a slots player and I understand the machines are designed to make you lose, but Rivers’ machines make you lose hard and FAST. Forget making any money on denoms less than $1 and after thousands of dollars, I can count on one hand where I’ve had line hits that were more than $100. The atmosphere is also pretty depressing during the day while at night, it’s ridiculously overcrowded, hot and not conducive to serious gambling. Food, drink and staff are OK, so I might go back to Rivers for casual affairs, but I’m ready to go somewhere else where my money will at least last longer. ]]> Wed, 18 Dec 2024 16:44:23 +0000 <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Valet Suks]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510111 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510111 Haven't been here in a few years. Went today and wanted to use the Valet. Before you get out and go right into the casino 50 feet away.. Now you got to walk back to the casino from the garage. I'm handicapped and I wasn't about to walk any farther than I have to.. So I just left and went to Victoria and rivers got the ball's to charge 10 bucks with a handicap plackard.. So bite me rivers ]]> Sat, 01 Apr 2023 05:09:22 +0000 <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Horrible casino ]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510054 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510054 Arguably the worst casino in the Midwest. I'm a black card holder(highest rank) and after losing thousands on various games you'd think I'd get something, anything for my patronage. But nothing. $100 free play maybe? Nah. Table games are beyond rigged for the house. In no fair game can you lose as consistently as I have. It's mathematically impossible unless it's rigged. Management couldn't care less about their customers. Extremely bad business model. Dealers are very nice but if the players don't win, no tips. I feel bad for them. I understand the losing vs winning thing but when you NEVER win anything how can you expect good customer experiences? If I could give zeros I would. Just a terrible place to gamble & have fun. You can sense the poor employee attitude and I don't blame them. I'll likely never return. This is a worse scam than the Illinois government. ]]> Wed, 14 Sep 2022 20:10:41 +0000 <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Rivers Casino ♥️]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510044 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2510044 The Rivers Casino is my Favorite Great staff , food, slots ? ]]> Sat, 23 Jul 2022 23:54:49 +0000 <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Melancholy Rivers]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509812 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509812 This casino is poorly designed and claustrophobic. You can come here at 6AM when there are hardly any people and strangely it still feels crowded. The atmosphere here is dreadful. Everyone looks grim bordering on hostility. The sound system plays the customary pop and rock music to try and add a fun vibe. A funeral dirge would be more appropriate for these sad faces. Almost every other casino that I have ever been to gets my adrenaline going when I first walk in. Optimism abounds, you feel pumped up that you might win some money. When you walk in here you feel like you're a rat in a dark maze with no hope of scoring any cheese. It's so gloomy in here you want to get the hell out of here quickly. That's because when you put money in the machines you get absolutely zero payback. At least other casinos give you enough small wins to keep you going. The Des Plaines river is nearby. Just throw your money in there, make a wish and perhaps good fortune will come your way in the future. You have zero chance on their slots believe me. If you're into video poker they have very few of those. I vowed never to lose my money here 5 years ago and I have kept my promise. Their buffet is very good though. ]]> Sat, 18 Jul 2020 05:28:09 +0000 <![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: garbage]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509300 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509300
no vip comps, the place is packed though. they're printing money from all the foreign and out of towners coming in and losing their money. Slots are the worst in the midwest. Customer service doesn't care and gives no comps. Food is very good. But can you justify a $40 buffet after you lose $1000 in an hour and they comp you $5 for a soft drink ? 
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Wed, 18 Jul 2018 05:09:30 +0000
<![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Best casino near the city]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509299 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509299
This is by far the best of the casinos within 50 mile radius from Chicago. It's modern, clean, and offers a good variety of table games. It's a very happening place on the weekends and the only casino in the area that will not make you feel depressed just by being there. It does get very crowded and wild on weekends but to me that adds to the appeal. Most people don't realize this but it's as big as it can be due to Illinois law (maximum of 1200 positions). Being strictly a Blackjack player this review will mostly cover Blackjack. Table minimums are very high and generally $25 during the week and $50 on the weekends (with some tables at $100 during prime time on Saturdays). There are some $15 tables on Sundays during the day. High limit minimums are usually set at $100. Tables are pretty standard 6 deck, 3:2, H17, DAS, NO RSA so around 0.65% house edge. There are a couple of S17 tables but the minimums are almost always set at $50. Not sure about high limit since I don't play there. No mid shoe entry on most $50 tables. They offer the usual Blackjack sucker bets (21+3 Extreme) and recently added a third, the "Blazing 7s". Lastly, I can't help but laugh at all of the reviews here from people complaining about losing money on slots or in a casino in general....you just can't make this stuff up. If you want a decent chance at winning money at a casino stay away from slot machines. Stick to Blackjack, Craps, and Baccarat. Better yet, stay away from casinos in general !
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Wed, 18 Jul 2018 04:36:47 +0000
<![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Do not go there]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509028 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2509028
I have been a frequent visitor of the rivers since it opened. This is definitely the cheapest casino I have ever visited. Besides the impossible payout ratio, the machines are broken, kiosks broken or they close huge section for money drops during busy hours. The are to cheap to pay a night shift. Try to find a vip host or get comps and you are wasting your time. They must require heartless soulless robots to work hear. I wish a local media outlet or the fbi would expose this place. Until that happens they will keep reading in the suckers. If your from out of town do not fall into this trap and spread the word.
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Thu, 11 Jan 2018 16:54:03 +0000
<![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Do not go]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2508862 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2508862
This place is a complete waste of your money don't even bother going near it
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Sat, 19 Aug 2017 14:45:59 +0000
<![CDATA[Rivers Casino - Des Plaines: Slots]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2508686 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/illinois/rivers-casino-desplaines.html/discussions/2508686
I have been coming here for 5 years now every week and only won the jackpot 2 times. 9 out of 10 times you will walk out with no money. 
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Mon, 08 May 2017 20:29:33 +0000