<![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee - American Casino Guide Casino Reviews]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/ <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: Slots are the worst]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2510326 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2510326 My wife and I went there last Saturday, April 18, and had the worst day ever when playing slots. Typically, it is bad there playing slots, but this day was horrible. We went to the ATM 4 times hoping to have some fun but never hit anything. I cashed out a $40 coupon in 7 hours of play; my wife did not cash out any coupons. They claim their machines are set around 85% payout, but that is definitely not true. We have been playing slots for over 40 years, and we used to go to Vegas a lot, and in the 1980's their slots were regulated by the state and were set to around 85% payout, so we know by experience what that feels like. Typically, it costs about $100 an hour to play their slots if you bet .50 per pull and play slowly to try and make your money last. This was the last time we are ever going there. I can see over the last year that fewer and fewer people are going there. Greed by the tribe is slowly killing that place. If you see a server with drinks, you are lucky and the restrooms are filthy. ]]> Wed, 22 Apr 2026 15:51:10 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: Thank You A Positive Review.]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2509156 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2509156 Hi my name is Cynthia Elser and I do go to Seminole casino in Immokalee Florida. I am not very smart in some of the Slot machines i dont understand some of them. I get Money on my card I go play a cheap slot Machine and cash out if I Win anything. But My Favorite is the 25Cent Wheel of Fortune. I was reading that the payback is 89.9% on slot machines But I have never won anything big to say. I can spend 400-500 dollars assuming my god it should hit onetime but not when I go. I see Jackpot can be 132K i wondering has anyone ever hit Jackpot? But I do have a complaint that when I am ready for a drink I can never ever get a employee to send over a server. Thats my biggest complaint I have to leave the machine to go get a drink. Which i dont feel is right. I have waited 45min for anyone to come no lie I clocked it. However there was a nice gentleman cleaning i asked if he can clean the machine actually watch my stuff so I can run grab a drink. Other than that I enjoy going and playing and I spent big money to no winnings. I think the 89.9 % payout is wrong especially on the wheel of Fortune. I also enjoy the bands and dancing. I do want to Thank everyone that has Helped me tho.Thats the only reason I can't give Slots a 5star and I had to give 3 for Customer Service due to the length of time to get a server 45 min for a cocktail. you can get better reviews and sales can increase if u have more servers working the floors. I shouldnt have to lose my seat to get a drink.Thank You ]]> Mon, 09 Apr 2018 21:54:17 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: THIS IS NOT AN RV FRIENDLY CASINO. VERY LIMITED]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2509029 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2509029
THIS IS NOT AN RV FRIENDLY CASINO. VERY LIMITED PARKING There is RV parking for 7-8 rigs. They were full. Parked in a corner of the main lot. There were no cars within 300 feet. Took up 2 car spaces. Within an hour security came by and informed me that RVs can only park in the RV area which was full. They offered no alternative and asked me to leave. THIS IS NOT AN RV FRIENDLY CASINO.
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<![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: this casino sucks]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508248 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508248 I went to this casino for the first time last week. It was very dark, dingy, and gloomy. And very small. Mostly old people playing. Not much action or excitement going on. All there is are the machines and table games. I did like the female dealers wearing their very tight shorts. (wink, wink) But other than that, I saw only 1 jackpot. These machines pay shit because they are owned by the Seminoles, just like Hard Rock in Tampa. SHR in Tampa is by far the worst casino outside of Las Vegas, but Immokalee is a close second place. ]]> Fri, 02 Sep 2016 17:50:39 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: WORST OF THE WORST]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508191 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508191 The place is filthy, the stench of smoke and -God know what else- will hit you upon you enter. The slot machines are programmed to NOT PAY YOU ANYTHING. The Blackjack tables are a rip-off. Dealer never busts, face cards most of the time, I wonder who regulates them. WORST EXPERIENCE EVER! Three restaurants to choose from. Very overpriced and bad food all around. No complementary drinks at all, no matter how much you play. ]]> Fri, 05 Aug 2016 02:31:58 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: The Worst]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508036 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2508036 I have never been here so it was my fist time. And my last. I've traveled up and down the coast and have been to many Indian run casino's. All are tight slots but you can have fun. But this one just takes your money and nothing back! Never get bonuses and when you do it's not enough to cover your bet. Food was good at the deli but way over priced. I didn't want to give this place one * but it doesn't let me submit but they don't deserve it. ]]> Sat, 23 Apr 2016 21:07:51 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: Lying money pit of a casino]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507944 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507944 I have submitted reviews on this dump before, it doesn't matter, the fools from up north don't know what to do with themselves and keep it going. I am a local, go there because there's nothing else to do around this dump. I have never met a bunch of lying morons, sneaky security, expensive food that's lousy, tight slots in all my life. As frequently as we go there, my friend hadn't received any free play for two years. They always have an excuse, they're a pack of liars and they need some intervention from the state, which will never happen because this dump doesn't have gambling except for the Indians. My friend had a flier for $50 in free play after you lose hundreds. Well he lost the right amount, goes up to find out where his free play is and they told him he doesn't qualify. Now what the hell des that mean? Instead of them catering to the locals, they treat us like dirt, hey guess what dummies, the northerners go home soon and who keeps you going? Not the occasional Naples person who walks in the door and hits a jackpot, it's the locals. Ingest fliers for free shit, what it amounts to, he gets nothing, time after time. To the guy that wrote a review that he goes just to play with free play and get a free meal, who do you know that's slipping free play in your machine. You sound like a lot of crap if you ask me. This casino does not give free play for nothing and when they do give it, it's either $20 or $25 bucks, duh! As I have said before, when is this dumb state going to wise up? Everybody loves to gamble, put up some real casinos regulated by the state please so we can watch this Indian dump burn. ]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2016 14:00:46 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: terrible]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507685 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507685 This property sucks. Stay away. Hosts lie, they have no idea how to comp, and they sweat action. Bad all around run property ]]> Thu, 17 Sep 2015 08:38:01 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: HORRIBLE POKER ROOM]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507627 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2507627 STAY AWAY !!!! Locals only allowed at the poker tournaments !!! I stopped by with a friend who recently moved down to that area. He told me about this nice little casino that sounded like fun. I sat down at the $1- $2 No Limit Texas Holdem poker table to see how the action was. It didnt take me long to figure out all these players are HORRIBLE!!! I was up over $4oo bucks in less than an hour and my buddy told me they have a tournament starting in about 2o mins. I personally prefer tournaments over cash, so i did what seemed like the obvious answer, signed up for the tourney. So i got up with my winnings and headed toward the cashier window, needless to say those rednecks were not to happy with me taking their money, But hey, dont play with money you cant lose right... So i sign up for the tourney, and they had 4 full tables, super small baby game if you ask me. And i proceeded to do just as well in the tourney as i was doing in the cash game. Easily had over 8oK in tourney chips and we were down to around the final 12 people , 2 tables. We had a break, i stacked and counted my chips, went to the bathroom only to come back to less than 14K in chips.... THAT'S RIGHT, SOME HOW MAGICALLY WHEN I WALKED AWAY FROM MY CHIPS, THEY MAGICALLY DISAPPEARED. WHEN I ASKED THE DEALER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHIPS , SHE HAD NO IDEA. I THEN ASKED HER TO CALL THE FLOOR OVER AND SHE DID.... BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BLOWS MY MIND.... THE FLOOR CAME OVER AND IMMEDIATELY ASKED ME TO LEAVE THE POKER ROOM. i ASKED HIM WHY AND HE TOLD ME I WAS BEING A DISTRACTION TO THE DEALERS, NEVER RECEIVED ANY TYPE OF WARNING or REASONS OTHER THAN THAT. Well i didnt stop there, as soon as i left the poker room, i looked for a casino employee in a suit. Asked him to get someone from security to help me try and figure out what happened to my chips, He was very polite and professional at first, he told me he would go get someone and would be right back. The security guy came over and i explained everything to him and he told me he would be right back, After about 5 - 1o mins he came back , but not alone... He came back with 2 police officers who ever so politely gave me 2 choices : 1. Leave, 2: Get arrested....Thankfully all those dumb rednecks on the cash table play like donks and i won more than enough to cover what i lost from that tourney, but the $15oo first prize would have been a nice way to start off a vacation. My review of this place is as follows.... If you are not from florida, or have all your teeth, or speak proper english just DONT GO THERE, BURN YOUR MONEY INSTEAD OR GO BUY A POWERBALL TICKET. ]]> Mon, 10 Aug 2015 20:11:00 +0000 <![CDATA[Seminole Casino Immokalee: Hard to Win]]> https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2506131 https://www.americancasinoguidebook.com/florida/seminole-casino-immokalee.html/discussions/2506131 I have lived down here close to this casino for 2 years. And I have never won more than what I came down to play but most of the time you can just sit and lose your money with the machines paying nothing, Probably 2 out of 30 visits I have broke even. You never hear any excitement, never anyone hitting something big like other casinos. Also you may wait hours to see someone to bring you a drink, and when you order it they never come back. lol You ask for a pack of matches and they bring a used book, never seen anything like it. ]]> Mon, 26 Nov 2012 16:32:44 +0000