STAY AWAY !!!! Locals only allowed at the poker tournaments !!! I stopped by with a friend who recently moved down to that area. He told me about this nice little casino that sounded like fun. I sat down at the $1- $2 No Limit Texas Holdem poker table to see how the action was. It didnt take me long to figure out all these players are HORRIBLE!!! I was up over $4oo bucks in less than an hour and my buddy told me they have a tournament starting in about 2o mins. I personally prefer tournaments over cash, so i did what seemed like the obvious answer, signed up for the tourney. So i got up with my winnings and headed toward the cashier window, needless to say those rednecks were not to happy with me taking their money, But hey, dont play with money you cant lose right... So i sign up for the tourney, and they had 4 full tables, super small baby game if you ask me. And i proceeded to do just as well in the tourney as i was doing in the cash game. Easily had over 8oK in tourney chips and we were down to around the final 12 people , 2 tables. We had a break, i stacked and counted my chips, went to the bathroom only to come back to less than 14K in chips.... THAT'S RIGHT, SOME HOW MAGICALLY WHEN I WALKED AWAY FROM MY CHIPS, THEY MAGICALLY DISAPPEARED. WHEN I ASKED THE DEALER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CHIPS , SHE HAD NO IDEA. I THEN ASKED HER TO CALL THE FLOOR OVER AND SHE DID.... BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BLOWS MY MIND.... THE FLOOR CAME OVER AND IMMEDIATELY ASKED ME TO LEAVE THE POKER ROOM. i ASKED HIM WHY AND HE TOLD ME I WAS BEING A DISTRACTION TO THE DEALERS, NEVER RECEIVED ANY TYPE OF WARNING or REASONS OTHER THAN THAT. Well i didnt stop there, as soon as i left the poker room, i looked for a casino employee in a suit. Asked him to get someone from security to help me try and figure out what happened to my chips, He was very polite and professional at first, he told me he would go get someone and would be right back. The security guy came over and i explained everything to him and he told me he would be right back, After about 5 - 1o mins he came back , but not alone... He came back with 2 police officers who ever so politely gave me 2 choices : 1. Leave, 2: Get arrested....Thankfully all those dumb rednecks on the cash table play like donks and i won more than enough to cover what i lost from that tourney, but the $15oo first prize would have been a nice way to start off a vacation. My review of this place is as follows.... If you are not from florida, or have all your teeth, or speak proper english just DONT GO THERE, BURN YOUR MONEY INSTEAD OR GO BUY A POWERBALL TICKET.
The place is filthy, the stench of smoke and -God know what else- will hit you upon you enter. The slot machines are programmed to NOT PAY YOU ANYTHING. The Blackjack tables are a rip-off. Dealer never busts, face cards most of the time, I wonder who regulates them. WORST EXPERIENCE EVER!
Three restaurants to choose from. Very overpriced and bad food all around. No complementary drinks at all, no matter how much you play.
I went to this casino for the first time last week. It was very dark, dingy, and gloomy. And very small. Mostly old people playing. Not much action or excitement going on. All there is are the machines and table games. I did like the female dealers wearing their very tight shorts. (wink, wink) But other than that, I saw only 1 jackpot. These machines pay shit because they are owned by the Seminoles, just like Hard Rock in Tampa. SHR in Tampa is by far the worst casino outside of Las Vegas, but Immokalee is a close second place.
I have submitted reviews on this dump before, it doesn't matter, the fools from up north don't know what to do with themselves and keep it going. I am a local, go there because there's nothing else to do around this dump. I have never met a bunch of lying morons, sneaky security, expensive food that's lousy, tight slots in all my life. As frequently as we go there, my friend hadn't received any free play for two years. They always have an excuse, they're a pack of liars and they need some intervention from the state, which will never happen because this dump doesn't have gambling except for the Indians. My friend had a flier for $50 in free play after you lose hundreds. Well he lost the right amount, goes up to find out where his free play is and they told him he doesn't qualify. Now what the hell des that mean? Instead of them catering to the locals, they treat us like dirt, hey guess what dummies, the northerners go home soon and who keeps you going? Not the occasional Naples person who walks in the door and hits a jackpot, it's the locals. Ingest fliers for free shit, what it amounts to, he gets nothing, time after time. To the guy that wrote a review that he goes just to play with free play and get a free meal, who do you know that's slipping free play in your machine. You sound like a lot of crap if you ask me. This casino does not give free play for nothing and when they do give it, it's either $20 or $25 bucks, duh! As I have said before, when is this dumb state going to wise up? Everybody loves to gamble, put up some real casinos regulated by the state please so we can watch this Indian dump burn.